Funny sayings for the break room

Because someone will ask if there's more in the back.

Yes, there's more in the back. No, the back is not a magical place.
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If it doesn't have a price tag, it's free, said no manager ever.
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Retail: where "just looking" takes forty-five minutes.
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The coffee is for closers. And openers. And everyone in between.
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We have a strict no-sock policy on the display couch.
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Inventory counts: the only time we all agree on a number.
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The customer is always right about what they want. Less so about where it is.
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The busiest five minutes of the day start the moment you sit down.
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Our return policy has fewer exceptions than our break schedule.
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Fold it like someone's watching. Someone usually is.
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